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It is Monday again. I thought of cheering you up with this lawyer joke. A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrain sued the motoriest, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. “Your honour, my cliet was not at fault. He has been […]

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(image source: 123rf.com) One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. 一天下午，有一个富有的律师在途中，看见两个人在路边吃草。Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. 他觉得有点困扰，就吩咐司机停车。接着他下车查探。 He asked one man ‘Why are you eating grass?’ 他问其中一人，“为何你们在吃草？” ‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the […]

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  I am one of the members of a lawyers google groups email forum created mainly for Malaysian lawyers. Recently the forum was discussing about promoting paperless practice within the legal community and encourage participation in recycling campaign, in conjunction with the Earth Day – 22 April. Out of the blue, a humorous lawyer, Americk Sidhu, […]

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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you Mr. […]

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