It is Monday again. I thought of cheering you up with this lawyer joke.
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrain sued the motoriest, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial.
“Your honour, my cliet was not at fault. He has been driving a car for 30 years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten so much as a speeding ticket. I do not think I need to say any more.”
Unimpressed, the lawyer for the plaintiff rose.
“Your honour, since counsel insists on bringning up the metter of experience, may I remind the court that my client has been walking for over 70 years…”
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