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June 22nd, 2009 · 5 Comments

Start your Monday with this joke, so that your day will not be blue and you will not be blur blur…

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?? Human ???

13 . If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

Get Back to WORK! ! !

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Geogy // Jun 22, 2009 at 11:30 am

    LOL! Nice joke. Thanks for sharing ya! Gotta get back to work too…

  • 2 manji tan // Jun 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    not working now…so, Im safe. Thanks a lot for the joke

  • 3 snk // Jun 26, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    yeah, we needed this!

  • 4 Charles // Jul 11, 2009 at 12:09 am

    This joke shows that the English language is a screwed up language. They don’t do as they preach.

  • 5 Mark Pennington // Aug 20, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Great! English can be so confusing. No wonder it’s so tough for English language learners. Laugh a bit and sigh a bit as you check out English Can Be So Confusing.

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