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Resume that guarantees successful job placement – just a joke

August 29th, 2009 · No Comments

Resimay 

To hoom it mei kansern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain women and all the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can diskas wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wort,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopfuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

hot-babe.jpg

Employer’s response:
Dear Lotty,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

Can you start on Monday?

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